Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

15th August
2011
written by lavinal
Why are guys better than gals ?
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
  • None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
  • If you’re 35 and single nobody notices.
  • Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Flowers fix everything.
Men’s rules for women:
  • Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  • Don’t make us guess.
  • Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
  • Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  • No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries.
Women’s English:

What they say ?

What they mean ?

May be  No
 I’ll be ready in a minute  Give me a couple more hours
 You have to learn to communicate  Just agree with me
 I’m sorry  You’ll be sorry
 We need to talk  I need to complain
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20th August
2009
written by lavinal

Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?

Hope you would enjoy it.

_________________________________________________________________
To, Sara

Sub: Offer of love!

Dear Ma’am,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to
present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal
schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up
a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if
you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to
take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

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