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Men are marvelous ?

15th August
2011
written by lavinal
Why are guys better than gals ?
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
  • None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
  • If you’re 35 and single nobody notices.
  • Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Flowers fix everything.
Men’s rules for women:
  • Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  • Don’t make us guess.
  • Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
  • Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  • No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries.
Women’s English:

What they say ?

What they mean ?
May be  No
 I’ll be ready in a minute  Give me a couple more hours
 You have to learn to communicate  Just agree with me
 I’m sorry  You’ll be sorry
 We need to talk  I need to complain
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