> At the back of a biker's shirt- "if u r able to see this sentence, plz inform me that my girlfriend has fallen off".

>If a lot of people said what they think, they would be speechless.

> It is not the early rising, but well spending of the day.

> People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

> If you need some space, join NASA baby.

> An effective way to quit smoking: Just keep your head soaked in kerosene.

>The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.